This morning on the Interstate

BigRic

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This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac
Doing 75 mphWith her Face, up next to her rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.

I ooked away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much --
I dropped My electric shaver , which knocked The donut Out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell, into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned
Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the darn phone, soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.



Darn women drivers!!







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